Kovixen

Ellen is my new girl crush. I want to be her, or have her as an aunt. Do you think my grandparents would adopt a 40+ year old lesbian? I didn't think so. But who doesn't love dancing and laughing. I love how she takes people's coats as she dances through the aisles. You would think since she is so rich she wouldn't need to steal the clothes of the audience, but I guess she just can't help it. The woman she pulled up on stage today is dancing inappropriately. Once you hit a certain age, you shouldn't move your hips like you're 17.

I need to come up with an invention to hide my farts. I'm sorry to share this with you, but it's a serious problem. When you are pregnant, you get the worst gas on the planet. Being a vegetarian, you would think that I would be used to bad gas, but really, pregger gas is like a thousand times worse. And it occurs mostly at night, under the covers. I feel bad for Peter, he usually only has to deal with his own farts. Now he has to deal with mine as well. You all know, your own are much less worse than someone else. But these are still really bad for me. So my invention is some sort of clothing that you wear that keeps the smell in, so you don't have to suffer. Is anyone smart enough to figure this out? I would prefer something comfortable, especially since sleeping is not as comfy as it once was not that I'm with child.

Elijah Wood is like my hero. His fall movies looks super neat, and you can see, he's quite photogenic. Love the glasses. Do you think my baby will look like that?