Kovixen

Proof that my boobs are now huge: Yesterday RCN comes up to the door, I say no before they begin, and the guy wants to get my phone number to talk to Peter about why (I pretended I had no idea, and gave a false number). His boss was with him, and the entire time, he stared at my boobs. This type of thing is new for me, no one's ever stared at my boobs before. My ass, sure, but that's harder to notice. But if I needed another reason not to use sucky RCN, there it is. I wish they had a better name, in RI they use Cox, and I'm sure you can think of a ton of ways to make fun of them in 30 seconds or less.

I decided to look at my statistics today, mainly because I was pretending that they didn't exist while I was "away" in bitch Laura land. I don't care about hits or anything, just the random search strings that bring people to my site. Really, it's quite disturbing. There are tons of requests for porn, some illegal, and some disturbing. I do remember the post that brought those looking for amputees though, that is my own fault. But really, I don't care about poop in panties, so please just go somewhere else to get that. So disturbing.

I hate the Martha Stewart talk show. I don't care about ponchos or all the people in the country named Martha Stewart. Yuck. I am hoping her Apprentice show is better because I love tv and want to watch it. But I think there's a good chance it sucks. Tyra Bank's talk show is awful too. Although seeing how unmodely she is helps. Especially since I'm feeling and looking like a fat cow with a big fat belly that sticks out to infinity and back.

Slashdot has an article about cursing and sorority women, which I find incredibly funny since one of my collegiates noticed how much I was swearing on Monday. Oops.

Also, have you seen the tongue leech that crawls into a fish's mouth, drains the tongue of blood until it falls off, then takes the spot on the tongue, totally acting like a normal tongue that the fish can even use like normal? Isn't that totally freaky? How would you know if that hasn't already happened to you? Maybe some parasite goes into the womb and kills off our tongue before we are born, and we all have parasitic animals as tongues. I want to throw up now, or at least more than I did a minute before. Of course, I have fissues, so I'm a special case.